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   Hennie | Mar 13, 2012 11:31am | #1

   WTF?

   What is this rubbish?

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   swenson | Mar 13, 2012 02:02pm | #2

   it's... duh... er... rubbish.

   Did you read it all?  Beautifully crafted rubbish.  A  huge monument to rubbish.  The kind of rubbish that Mark Twain would have written if he wrote rubbish and got paid for it by the word.  If I were in the business of writing rubbish, this is the very kind of rubbish I would try to write.  After I finished reading this rubbish I was so stunned that, after catching my breath, I fell to the very bottom of this page, and seeing a tab that said to report this to the web master...  I must admit that... I did.  And after they rip this beautiful example from the pages of Knots, I shall cry.  And what shall I cry, you ask?  I shall cry "rubbish, begone and darken Knots nevernomore.  Blame the NRA     (National Rubbish Association)

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   roc | Mar 13, 2012 03:05pm | #3

   Makes perfect sense to me

   Though I must say I am a little jealous .  I was working on a paper along the same lines .  He beat me to the mark.

   Only thing I would add, and I say this with all due humility and reverence, paragraph breaks.  But he is a true artist so one must make allowances.  Probably a direct descendant of Jack Kerouac.  He typed like that , on a role of paper no less.

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   GEide | Mar 13, 2012 03:18pm | #4

   Hi folks...

   I cleared the spam content out of that post and blocked the poster... since you folks had already replied, I didn't want to delete the whole string though.

   -Gina, FineWoodworking.com

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   roc | Mar 13, 2012 04:16pm | #5

   Just a matter of time

   You are too kind.  You show much patience with us retards.  Just shows what idle hands may come to if not constatly monitored.  Looks like the forum is picking up with real woodworking discussions like the jointer thread.

   Chuck mine in the bin if you like.

   I will get over it . . .

   some how.

   :   (

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   swenson | Mar 14, 2012 06:42am | #6

   Role of paper

   And just what is the role of paper in this day and age?  Why the role of paper is to be the background upon which the ink of the typewriter stands.  I'll try to explain.  Think of a very very thin and white Kindle that can flex in any direction and even be folded and put in your pocket and  can be used to start a fire in the fireplace which is itself that thing you tune in to on Christmas Eve on cable TV which is a loop of a bunch of flames.