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1. 
   Eef | Jan 28, 2009 09:17pm | #1

   dis,

   does it hook up to the plumbing or does one refill it after a flush?  and what do you suppose the bell is for? would a roll of t.p. disturb the look of the thing?  does it need its own room?

   eef

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   BruceS | Jan 30, 2009 02:18am | #6

   The Bell !  Surly to summon the upstairs "chamber Maid" ;-)Work Safe,  Count to 10 when your done for the day !!

   Bruce S. 

    

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   flairwoodworks | Jan 29, 2009 11:12pm | #2

   $14123.00 - I wonder how they settled on the price? Five dice?

   Chris @ www.flairwoodwork.spaces.live.com
   (soon to be www.flairwoodworks.com)

    - Success is not the key to happines.  Happiness is the key to success.  If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

3. 
   YesMaam27577 | Jan 29, 2009 11:26pm | #3

   For that price, it would need to do the paperwork for me, then a warm water wash and a hot air dry.

   Politics is the antithesis of problem solving.
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   philip_r | Jan 30, 2009 01:39am | #4

   OMG, >snort< LMAO! 

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   Lataxe | Jan 31, 2009 08:16pm | #7

   Yessum,

   "For that price, it would need to do the paperwork for me, then a warm water wash and a hot air dry".

   Now, machines can go awry.  Suppose also that the ladywife took agin' your dalliances or other behaviours not to her taste and loaded the paper hopper with Norton 3X 60 grit?

   Then there is the matter of the thermostat.  What is the hottest water you've had yer bottom in so far?  That machine might go infernal on ye!  Also, I have heard of incidents concerning air jets and nether regions.  The explosions are messy and no one ought to find that in the small room when anxious to point percy at the porcelain.

   Lataxe, who is civilised and has a bidet as othewise there is a half-finished job, so to speak.

   PS  This is a very rude thread you have made.

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   WillGeorge | Jan 31, 2009 09:22pm | #8

   Suppose also that the ladywife took agin'

   You better be drinkin' a beer or other where SHE can see you fooling around!

   As to.. there is a half-finished job.. NEVER leave her with that!

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   Disputantum | Jan 31, 2009 10:34pm | #9

   From the schematic, it looks like it's completely mechanical. It's probably just a simple swap to install it. Searching "Dagobert throne" turns up some discount retailers offering it for only(!) $9000. I'd make one, but I keep thinking about poop and pee splash on that ash.

   Edited 1/31/2009 4:53 pm ET by Disputantum

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   joinerswork | Jan 30, 2009 02:09am | #5

   Dis,

   Hmmph.  No bookrest.

   Ray