I just got SKY TV installed so I could watch Norm…….
I have just seen the first four shows…….
And now I log on and find that you guys are saying that you can’t actually make all the things Norm does in the 30mins It takes in his prog…….
Why didn’t you guys mention this befor I got it installed????
My wife is going to be ssssoooooooo upset as she has worked out that I can make.
2 bedside cabinets
I dresser, a cupboard for the kitchen, 2 foot stools, a thing to stand on when you get out of the bath pi……. wet through, a cup stand that holds cups, two victorian long back chairs, a throne for her to sit on while delegating the tasks to me……and a Dog Kennel….yep she thought i should have some where to sleep if i needed a nap…….
and all to be completed by Friday morning which as she puts it ,’ will give us a couple of hours free to go shopping!!!!!
The sky is comming out and I am moving!!!
Thanks FRIENDS!!!!!
Mike
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Ha, ha-- ha, ha, ha. Slainte.
Hey, don't laugh....
I had to take a few inches off my FatherinLaws kitchen cupboard door for a new fridge freezer to fit underneeth.
I set my band saw up.
I hit a nail ( or is it a Brad....well thats what Norm says metal pins are) and for two weeks have been wondering why i got wavy saw cuts and have only just realised the blade is as smooth as a babys bum!!!!!!!
Why can't Norm just have a bad day, like me and something go wrong, so he can share it on this site???
I bet his outtakes are worth a fortune, and despite what they say I believe he has his own doctor on call at every filming!!!!!
Mike
I take it you haven't seen the video for his wine rack....
trying to fit a long piece of kerf cut redwood around a large radiused base board.... and....... just when it looks like he's gonna manage to ease it in place....... CRACK.....
THAT.... was when I decided that if HE can do it.... so can I....
The wine never would get in the rack anyway....
I am so stressed watching the perfection I drink it all just to calm my nerves!!!
Mike
I bet if they created a Norm's "oh!oh!" series it would be a big hit. I think we all could relate to oops in the workshop.
Jeff
Mike
Contract it out an sit back and watch sports an those forbidden shows you don't get on regular TV. You just have to find a way to get her out of the house. Give her money an tell her to got shopping. That should buy you plenty of time.
Yep, this is really going to get expensive for you. Norm should get a kick out of this. He'll probably laugh all the way to the bank to make his deposits. ha..ha..
Take care and cheers...
sarge..jt
Sorry, but I've got no sympathy for anyone that can say age 50, and retired in the same sentence! haha
Don
Yeh and it was all down to making those F18 at Hawthorne California for Northrop that helped the early retirement thing, twenty years ago.
That's why I find it more interesting working inwood than carbon composites......mind you the moisture thing is the only common denominator........
Mike
Norm in the UK? What a stroke of programming genius that is. When those hand tool addicts over there get a dose of Norm, they're going to go nuts.
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