Well I have just watched my 26th Norm special and I have noticed he only has three shirts!!!!
Yep,
A red and white checked one
A black and white checked one
and a blue and white checked one………….( I wonder if he washes them?)
and all these museum guys he visits, let him wander about looking at furniture without paying an entrance fee……..and sketch various articles
AND THEN……
HE GOES AND BREAKS THE PATENT ON THEM BY COPYING THE DESIGNS……..!!!!!
What a Cheap skate he is………..
Mike…just for fun!!!!
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Strongbo1,
Ya really need to get a project started....your starting to slip away...lol. Might I suggest our new show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"..they deal with issues like the quality and variety of the wardrobe of straight guys as seen through the eyes of gay guys....
Edited 10/13/2003 5:28:00 PM ET by BG
Wait a minute...I wear the same two or three shirts ever day. Do you think that's a problem?
tony b.
Tony,
Not me. Hell, I wear one shirt two or three days. Usually I take my shirt off in the shop if its warm enough...not a pretty sight.
Strongbo1 is English....and ya know how they are...lol
For the office I have a variety of civilized clothes. For nights and weekends three shirts would last me years. That and one pair of jeans.
What about your 'skids'....or was that a no comment!!!!
hey all in fun I love speaking with you guys....
Mike
I've lived in the motherland - that is, England - for a couple years but have to admit ignorance as to the meaning of "skids." The word "pants" I understand, and "queue," and others like them. I can even pronouce "aluminium" correctly and know that "Jaguar" has three syllables. But I don't recognize "skids." If I did, I'm sure I wouldn't be offended.
What do you mean, an "American" accent? Everyone knows that people living in the Northeastern United States are the only people without an accent.
I'm not married...that would explain the same three shirts...and that would probably explain why I'm not married.
tony b...experiencing some sort of chicken/egg epiphany...
Yeh,
And We still fly in Tiger Moths and Victoria Rules......
AND
the beer is warm ...but our wood stock is second to none.....
( and that is not a rude remark!!!)
I just love the American Accent.....
Mike
Strongbo1,
I just love the American Accent.....
I watched an English comedian last night who said " Americans need to understand we Englich don't have an accent....this is just what the words sound like when they are poperly pronounced"....love it...
Are pronouned properly, maybe?
Isn't "are poperly pronounced" a split infinitive? And why does it matter if the speaker is Catholic, anyway?
TenPenny,
I'm sorry, where is the preposition that makes this an infinitive? Unless you saying Catholics (Roman) don't require one...(popes orders)....lol
Correctly spoken........
I think is wot we was talkin' about?
Mike
Isn't "are pronounced" an infinitive? Isn't adding "P(r)operly" in the middle of it splitting it? Like the "to boldly go" business?
Mind you, it's been a few years since I did any grammar.
Tenpenny,
(sigh)...'are' ain't no preposition..if I had said 'to' poperly pronounce then I would have split the infinitive...however, it is pronounced (past tense) and therefore blah, blah, blah
I don't know grammer...but I married well....lol
Nah.
Not at all but your wife washes yours during the night.....as all god women should do ( Now I am a male chav ..chauven...hell I can't spell it but you get my drift!!!!!)
Mike
BG
Yeh,
You can suggest it.........
but I think CSI Miami might be abetter starting point to check out what is going on!!!
hey....
keep smiling it's all good fun...
mike
"but I think CSI Miami might be a better starting point to check out what is going on!!!"
Yeah, that's exactly right. All crime scene investigators in the USA, have full police powers, carry guns, wear expensive clothes and drive H2's. And oh yeah, the female CSI's have to be hot and show lot's of cleavage. What a great country we live in.John O'Connell - JKO Handcrafted Woodworking
Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid - John Wayne
John,
People expect more from people with natural red hair...
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