Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.”
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Very good.
Probably the 5th time it's been posted at Knots. Jokes go to the cafe, please. If you don't have access to the Cafe, write [email protected] and they'll let you in.
forestgirl -- you can take the girl out of the forest, but you can't take the forest out of the girl ;-)
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